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Sep 18, 2014 / 1,541 notes
Sep 18, 2014 / 533,514 notes

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

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Sep 18, 2014 / 569,685 notes

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

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Sep 18, 2014 / 1,059,503 notes

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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Sep 18, 2014 / 410,861 notes

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

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beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 
Sep 18, 2014 / 67,531 notes

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

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Sep 18, 2014 / 1,205 notes
swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 
Sep 18, 2014 / 199,060 notes

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
Sep 18, 2014 / 75,892 notes

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport
Sep 18, 2014 / 288,260 notes

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

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